[Pen/Pencil Review] I Found a New Store…
In continuing with a theme of “Rhonda is a pen addictâ€, I have too many pens but keep acquiring more – compounded with “Squirrel Brain†to some degree – it’s hard to focus when it’s 100+ degrees and you have intermittent houseguests. We love having houseguests but it does play a little havoc with trains of thought. The ability to be distracted by such things as your friend, Rosemary Clement, cluing you into an Japanese book and stationary store not that far from where you live…that when you get there find ANOTHER Japanese “general store†ALSO with stationary in the same parking lot…is quite high. That happened this weekend.
There’s a Kinokuniya store in Carrollton in the same shopping center as a Daiso. $20-ish at each store and a handful of pens later… I can’t figure out which one to start with to review. I’m already kinda in love—maybe giddy? But I have rollerballs, gel pens, multi-pens, novelties (most of the novelties are gifts for other people), an eraser and a small stationary pack. The largest point size in the gel/rollerballs is a 0.5mm while the ball points are lovely 0.7mm needle points.
There’s a dog themed mini stationary set from Zebra Sarasa. There’s cats and bears from some company in Japan. And one stick rollerball that simply says “Stationary†on the clip. They all perform admirably so far. But considering how many I still have to review from other purchases (and a small order from Jet Pens that I JUST put in) that I’m now overwhelmed by how many NEW pens I need to review – much less the giant stash that I haven’t even begun to go through.
The future of this blog is really, really bright – almost literally – oh, yeah, I also bought colored notebook paper in a previous shopping trip. Neon college ruled and variegated pastels. Along with some neon Pentel stick pens that almost need sunglasses.
SO MUCH TO DO. SO MUCH. There’s the overwhelming part. And Kinokuyniya? Which also has wondrously kitchy and anime-related merchandise AS WELL AS BOOKS AND STATIONARY? I may have almost cried in that store. It’s probably good that it’s a 30-minute drive on a toll road or I might just live in it and that would be awkward.
So enjoy some photos of the current stash of merchandise. I promise I’ll be back on track next week. For those in the States, Happy July 4th this week. Be safe wherever you are, and be careful with fireworks if they’re legal where you are.
[Write the Story] A Ghost Story
Prompt: A Ghost Story
Words: tango, diversify, blog, invisible, missile, glitter, scuff, balloon, bird cage, grizzly bear
Story
“Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.â€
Mary shot David a quick glance from the bird cage she was cleaning. “What’s wrong now?â€
“Have you seen this blog?â€
“Which one?†Mary scrubbed the cage. “How did the bird get into glitter?â€
“Jamie’s birthday balloon. She popped it. I’m reading this post about Grizzly Bear.â€
“The animal or something else?â€
“I don’t know if I should say. I feel like we’re being watched.†David rubbed the scruff of his neck.
Mary rolled her eyes behind his back, but she did see the hair standing on end. “What is it this time? Invisible missiles coming to destroy us all?â€
David sniffed. “Scoff if you want, but those are real, you’ll see. No, a scientist in Denmark has accurately and definitively proven spiritual residue after death.â€
“Seriously? Ghosts? Way to diversify your paranoia.â€
“Oh, I don’t know. This guy makes a really good case – with communications techniques, recordings, and studies.â€
“You believe that?â€
“I’m talking to you, aren’t I? You died the same day Jamie broke that balloon.â€
Word Count: 171
Written: 4/18/18
Note: I misread “scuff†as “scoff†so I missed a word. Thought about doing an edit to fix that – but that’s not the spirit of these exercises.
[Pen/Pencil Review] SoonerCon Pen Acquisitions – VIDEO REVIEW
This weekend was SoonerCon, which is one of my most favorite conventions of all time. It’s run by great people who go out of their way to make sure it’s a well-rounded and fantastic event. They never disappoint. This is going to be unusual because it’s going to be mostly a VIDEO review. That’s right… VIDEO (if I figure out all the technical parts). Why?
Howard Wilson III brought me a gift from another event he went to. It’s a FIDGET SPINNER pen. You can’t just write that up. But some details I didn’t get to… It’s 5.5″ long and a bit top heavy but the barrel is wave patterned for a fairly comfortable grip.
Lillian Butler found amazing (and disturbing) TENTACLE pens. She sold them for $5. They came in four colors. They’re very soft and pliable with a wide grip and an astonishing 8.5″ long. But it’s also very flexible.
They both write remarkably well for their…unusual configurations. But… you have to see to believe. Let’s go to the video:
The numbers:
1. How does it work? – 1 – They are solid writing instruments as far as ink flow goes. They should be harder to write with but aren’t
2. Grip and feel – 1 – The grip on the fidget spinner is somewhat ergonomic, but the spinner part is heavy. The tentacles are wide but light. Not tiring and infinitely amusing.
3. Material – 1 – Plastic novelties. The spinner is kind of heavy with metal bits. The soft tentacles are what they are.
4. Overall Design – 1 – They make me giggle, and they write with decent ink and lines. You judge from the video.
5. Price Point – 0.5 – The tentacles were $5 each (worth it to me) and the fidget spinner (which is probably not a CHEAP gimme) was a gift. If you can find them… get them.
4.5 out of 5 Bronze Pencils
[Write the Story] A Midlife Career Change
Prompt: A Midlife Career Change
Words: chef, upgrade, monkey, turkey, fashion, team, harden, noon, elevator, baste
Story
“You’re giving all this up?” Handel gestured around the busy kitchen. The team bustled to baste turkey and create the delicious dishes for the upcoming holidays.
“I am, but I know you’re an upgrade for this place.” No lie. Handel was twice the chef I was. He should’ve always had my job. I saw him about to protest. I stopped that real quick. “Don’t even. We both now it’s true. And don’t monkey with a good thing. You earned this.”
“When do you leave?”
“High Noon, baby. Then I head out West into the sunset and the high fashion of cowboys everywhere.”
“You’re really going out to the middle of nowhere to be a COWBOY?”
“RANCHER.” I corrected him automatically. “I’ve done enough on this end of food. Now, I want to see where it comes from. Had enough of the chicken. Now it’s time for the egg portion. Fresh air, cooking only when I feel like it. Heaven.”
But as the clock ticked up to Midday. I had to harden my resolve. Especially when the crew started bringing out the goodbye goodies. I knew I was leaving this crew in good hands and my new adventure awaited. But as the elevator doors opened for me one last time, the goodbye/good luck banner nearly made me cry. But was time to start again. New adventures await.
Word Count: 226
Written: 4/17/18
[Pen/Pencil Review] A Slight Confession of a Lost Cause
When I tell people that I do a pen review blog, the comments range from “That’s so COOL!” to “You talk about what? How often? Really?” The “why?” is implied. But I admit I have a borderline unhealthy love of office supplies and stationary. Heck, I’ve written more than one blog post and interview article about it. I’d say it’s the worst kept secret EVER, except it’s not a secret.
And (depending on your Point of View) the awesome part? Family and friends encourage me on this.
But, Rhonda, why are you telling us this instead of reviewing something? Because I want to show you some of the depths of this fascination. And why I shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near office supplies starting, well, now and going through Labor Day. It’s called “Back to School” time. If you hear me humming The Most Wonderful Time of the Year, it has nothing to do with Christmas…
This is just the most recent, “I don’t NEED this but…” haul from a now difficult to find Office Max in Tyler (I should never be allowed in the Tyler Office Max). And I think a couple of other shopping trips that almost trip me up — and why there needs to be a spread sheet that I haven’t been AT ALL good at keeping updated (heck, it’s barely started). And why this blog will (probably) NEVER be without material. I think I still have stuff from Christmases Past that I haven’t reviewed. I think I have pens in my horde (who are we kidding, it’s not a collection).
And it’s not just 
So fear not, captive audience, this part of the blog is in no danger of going away. Not as long as I can “justify” my love of all things ink, graphite and paper by writing more books and stories (that’s MY story and I’m sticking to it) and introducing you to something new…there will be a pen blog. Just sometimes without the review part.
[Write the Story] The Main Character Thinks He or She is About to Get Fired
Prompt: The Main Character Thinks He or She is About to Get Fired
Words: magazine, blow dryer, congeal, bluebell, cummerbund, wheelie bag, pastels, binding, science
Story
I knew something was up. I watched others go through the process. I figured my turn in the Wheelie Bag of Destiny was coming up. I mean, I know I don’t look like those models in a magazine, but I was no congealed cheeseburger either. I patiently wait my turn, enduring the bluebell cummerbund and all the pastels swirling my frame. I could do this. I was ready for the next step. I was. I just didn’t know if the Powers That Be felt the same way.
Those Powers had the, well, power to shatter my dreams. I know there’s a science – or maybe it is an art after all – to how they choose who stays and who goes. Maybe I didn’t have the binding qualifiers. Maybe I had some kind of flow. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe.
Then I felt the brush of heat, like a blow dryer on full blast. The heat rose as I felt myself sliding forward.
It was happening.
I was headed for my future as a glazed ceramic mug. No more dull lump of clay for me! Soon a shiny new future as a useful object with a purpose would be mine. Soon I’d bring warmth and joy to someone.
And all it would take was being fired.
Word Count: 212
Written: 4/23 & 25/ 18
[Pen/Pencil Review] Pilot V5 RT – Fashion Color 3-Pack
I try to give equal time to pens. This is another Pilot Precise V5 RT (retractable) This is the Deco Collection in assorted colors . I don’t remember spending a whole lot for them, so don’t judge the MSRP too harshly.
This pen has a solid feeling point for the heavy-handed writers. This is a 0.5mm – hence the V5 – but it’s still a decent point. I’ve come around on the needle point fear. They’ve been a lot sturdier than I ever remember them being in the past. I bought the four pack – red, blue, green, and black. Some packages come with a purple as well.
The pen is about 5.5″ long and has a decent retraction mechanism. It’s light but well-balanced. The ink is richly pigmented and flows well from the tip. The lines are smooth and the ink dries quickly on paper with minimal smearing. The barrel has “art deco” patterning that matches and corresponds to the ink color and a matching rubber grip with a nod to ergonomics.
This is a good workhorse pen that has a price point, so if it’s stolen off a desk, it’s no big loss. It’s refillable so you can use them a good long time.
The Numbers.
1. How does it work? – 1 – This is a solid working pen. The ink is well-pigmented. The point is relatively solid for a needle point.
2. Look and feel – 1 – It’s a basic retractable pen. There’s a nod to ergonomics. The clip is metal, so that’s solid.
3. Material – 1 – It’s recycled plastic with a metal clip. It is what it is. The decorations are cute, though.
4. Overall Design – 1 – It’s functional. It’s an average length stick pen with a decent point and ink. It’s refillable and eco-friendly
5. Price Point – 0.5 – This pen is refillable. The five packs on line are a bit pricy to look at. I don’t remember what I paid for the four-pack, but I had to have gotten them on sale. Perhaps if you refill them, that helps keep the cots down.
4.5 out of 5 bronze pencils.
[Write the Story] A Wild Animal Loose in the House
Prompt: A Wild Animal Loose in the House
Words: pregnant, community, logo, statistic, democracy, honesty, criminal, ankle, orange, comment
Story
“This is not a democracy. I am the parent. You are a child. You will do what I say.” My words fell on deaf ears, and frankly all I saw was a blurry logo whizzing by. Not that I could do anything about it, being eight million months pregnant. I’d be lucky to make a wide turn, but the sky would turn orange before I said like, wait until your co-parent comes home!
Though, for the sake of honesty, I thought it and might have done a search on offspring-safe tranquilizers. That last part? Was that a criminal offense?
A screaming banshee flew past, clipping my ankle as it flashed by. I bit back a string of profanity-laced comments. The hellion would learn those words in time, but hopefully not today and not from me.
I know statistics say offspring outgrow the screaming demon stage, I just hoped I survived it, and the next one coming. If it got much worse, I might actually join that support group at the community center.
Whaaa! Followed by a crash and a screech from the family pet had me lumbering through our home. Hopefully the pet was safe enough to get away. I loved that critter. The offspring? The jury was out on that one.
Another crash. Another wail.
All in a day of parenthood.
Word Count: 222
Written: 4/15/18
[Pen/Pencil Review] Inc. ClipClicks 8-Color Multipack
I was going to do a review today – and then discovered I’d already done that particular piece a few weeks ago. Yay for totally not remembering. Not. So… here we go. The last thing I picked up in a couple of random trips to Dollar Tree. This was the ClipClick from Inc. eight color multipack of ballpoint pens
This pen is about5.5†long with a clip click retraction mechanism – you push down on the plunger and retract by pushing the plastic clip. The barrels are clear plastic with color coded plungers, grips and ink covers. The retraction mechanism is solid. There’s a nod to ergonomics with the color-matched rubber grips. They’re okay for what they are.
These pens have 1.0mm inks in a literal rainbow of 8 colors – primary red, blue, black with green, orange, light blue, purple, and pink. The ink is okay. Less gloppy than it could be, but still inexpensive ink – which considering the pens cost $1 for the eight pack? Not much of a quibble.
The numbers:
1. How does it work? – 1 Considering it’s a dollar store novelty ballpoint pen set. The inks are decent and the retraction mechanism works pretty well.
2. Grip and feel – 1 – It’s got a nod to ergonomics for a cheap plastic pen. It is what it is.
3. Material – 1 It’s cheap plastic and art ribbon. It’s fun but cheap.
4. Overall Design – 1 – They’re fun colors and solid cheap plastic clicker pens.
5. Price Point – 1 – It’s a DOLLAR ($1) at DOLLAR Tree. For the sheer joy it gives in petting and pretty – it’s worth the dollar. The fact that it works at all? Bonus points.
5.0 out of 5 Bronze Pencils
[Write the Story] Selling a Childhood Home
Prompt: Selling a Childhood Home
Words: dreamscape, convince, pioneer, genesis, cumulous, jump, mash, condition, erase, gold
Story
My gut wrenched every time I saw the gold-edged sign on the front lawn. Also, the front lawn, it was never in this good of condition before the sign. I had to convince myself it was for the best. Erase the past for a future genesis. But still it wasn’t easy to mash down the sick feeling.
“It’s like a storybook dreamscape with all the cumulous clouds piled around like that.â€
I tried not to jump at the voice. I should have been listening to the prattle, but I’d zoned out. I forced myself to focus.
“Is it true a real-life pioneer lived here?â€
I smiled with lots of teeth. “yes. This was once the home of astronaut, Stanley Craddick who discovered…â€
“No, that’s not who I’m thinking of. I thought this house belonged to Haley Lindstrom.†I must’ve looked blank or something because she added. “The inventor of long-wear glitter lip gloss with SPF 70 sunscreen.â€
My head exploded just a little bit. “You’re comparing the discovery of a habitable planet near Earth to lip gloss?â€
“Never underestimate the power of sparkly lips protected from sun damage.â€
There was no way I was selling my father’s home to this person. I’d find a way to keep it first.
Word Count: 209
Written: 4/11/18